1. matthwcrawley:

    #this is why they made you live under the stairs for 10 years.

  2. thefatgirlblog:

    "All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

    Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

  3. jariksolo:

    I thought you were more than just a shield.
    Let’s see.

    (Source: hiddlesy)

  4. hellanerd:

    at school like

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  5. fagtree:

    so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

    (Source: brenthor)

  6. (Source: partygal420)

  7. fakeyouout:

    “money doesn’t buy happiness”

    let me test this hypothesis

    (Source: whiteboyfriend)

  8. itstimeforcomics:

This comic was going to have words but it’s better without

    itstimeforcomics:

    This comic was going to have words but it’s better without

  9. bilesandthesourwolf:

    Are we talking about Clint’s new uniform? Cause I feel like we should definitely be talking about it.

  10. Anonymous asked: Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?

    officialchelso:

    Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

    This topic has been studied by by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

    1. It keeps him on the ground.

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    You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

    2. To check on his physique.

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    As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

    3. Object permanence.

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    Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

    I hope this helps.